Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Microsoft Car

At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had
kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would
all be driving twenty-five-dollar cars that get 1000 miles to the
gallon."

Recently General Motors addressed this comment by responding,
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"

And . . .

1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have
to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason,
and you would just accept this, restart, and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre would cause your car to
fail, and you would have to re-install the engine.
For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you
bought "Car95" or "CarNT." But then you would have to buy more
seats.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would
only run on five percent of the roads.
6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades
to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by
a single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.

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