Diffusion Conclusion

I am so excited!!! I couldn’t wait to share the news with my loyal blogger buddies…that is if they’re really reading my blogs. If you are out there, I know you are just waiting with baited breath. I’ve found a relic hair dryer. I just can’t believe it!!! And if you’re thinking that I found it at some yard sale, you’re wrong. After looking forever, down one aisle and up the other, I finally came across one hidden behind tons of new fangled, overdressed, over functioning gadgets that are more hype than hip. After wiping off the dust to reveal a price tag comparable to it’s age, I hugged it. She is so beautiful, not in that outwardly appearance, but in a more subtle sense. Just two toddle switches…one for temperature and one for speed, but not too much speed, just enough to make it a wonderful, soothing, unrushed drying experience. Life is good again!!!

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.”